Tax his food, tax his drink
Tax him if he tries to think
Tax his sodas, tax his beers
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his cow, tax his goat
Tax his pants, tax his coat
Tax his ties, tax his shirts
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke
Teach him taxes are no joke
Tax his car, tax his grass
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his land, tax his wage
Tax his bed in which he lays
Tax his tractor, tax his mule
Teach him taxes is the rule.
