The Computer Geek Tecnologia Dark_Dive em 10/06/22 8:49 A computer geek is crossing the road when he sees a frog, which opens its mouth and starts talking."If you kiss me," the frog says, "I'll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a week and do anything you want."The guy smiles and puts the frog in his pocket."Did you hear me?" asks the frog. "A beautiful princess? For a week?""Look," says the nerd, "I haven't got time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog -- now, that's cool."