The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
To which the woman answers, "Just wait and watch." She hangs herself upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in, takes a look at her and asks, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I am a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You have been working so much, that you have gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
As the woman leaves, the man starts to follow her. The boss stops him, saying, "Where are you going?"
The man answers, "I am going home too. I can't work in the dark."
